and i looked up. we had an audience...
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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