that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
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On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
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Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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