I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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