Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
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my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
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Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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