Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
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I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
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I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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