The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
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your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
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First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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