If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
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He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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