from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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