hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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