it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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