so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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