sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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