I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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