I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
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