that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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