Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
She made me pour olive oil on her.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I see more hoeing in ur future
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