shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
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in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
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He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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