South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
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Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
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It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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