i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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