sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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