the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
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