I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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