I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
She's JV to your varsity
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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