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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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