I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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