Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
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I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
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I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
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