fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Panties = found
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