What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Randomize
