watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
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WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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