Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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