Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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