I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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