Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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