Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
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should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
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Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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