I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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