I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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