Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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