Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
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I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
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Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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