is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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