Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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