I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
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Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
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Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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