i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
True strength comes from lack of pants
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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