Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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