I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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