Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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