Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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