Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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