I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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