Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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