You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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