I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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