Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
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You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
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Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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