I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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